You know I miss you all in blogger land. I'm a little behind in my Christmas preparations so I can't spend much time with you. (Yes, I know- I look very old and my hair is very short. Read back a few posts to understand my problem with anxiety and hair cutting.) But its that time of year where "pleasers" like myself feel obligated to not just "make people happy" but to make them "over the moon in joyous rapture" at their gift. See Exhibit (A) below. Yes, that is Chinamommy. Now see Exhibit (B) below. Eeesshh! Wowsza! She couldn't even fake liking her Pareo. (That's a fancy name for scarf big enough to wrap yourself in.) "Why don't you like it?" I whined? "Its a very popular color scheme! See?" See? Even major industries approve of this attention grabbing color scheme. And speaking of attention grabbing...That yellow is a safety feature built right in! See? The very same sh...