Hey!!! You're CUTE! No! I mean it, YOU ARE DARLING! What are You doing in a dusty old place like this? Let me get a look at you...... That shape! Your style- very haute couture! Did you used to belong to Jackie Kennedy? You look like you might have! Truly, you are proof positive that great design withstands the test of time. You know what? You are coming home with me- that's it, that's final, finnito! What? 5.00? Are these people crazy? Do they not know what they have here? Well, they do not deserve to have you in their presence, not one minute more. Now, where will I put you? I know, the girl's room. No! Those beasts will defile you with stickers and grime. The bathroom? Hmm, won't fit. My room? You don't go with the decor. Of course I must re-decorate... Oh, wait, settle down, Chris! Ok, let's just start with an introduction to the living room.... D...