Due to the present economic and socio-economic situation I have been forced to re-evaluate my present position. Rising costs and time demand necessitate the need for an immediate restructuring of our family dynamic.
Starting immediately my rates as "mother" have gone up to 100,000.00 per day with a ten dollar surcharge for every ten minutes served after 9:00 pm or before 7:00 am.
This charge will be drafted directly from your allowance. If you do not currently receive an allowance a record of all charges will be archived until such time as you earn a wage.
Also, be aware the following services have been deleted-
1. Deciphering words from whine. (Please note the spelling as wine is still included in my daily routine.)
2. Repacking lunches to include a source of protein, fiber and something, just one damn thing that is green.
3. All Social Secretary functions have been suspended until further notice.
Thank you for your attention,
I SAID THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!!!