Unusual Girl Studios

12 hours ago- I win. I have the hardest life. I also give. In, that is. Looks like I will be driving BIG RED into work today and my little white mini van will stay home and rest up its battery. Wish me luck that my short little legs can keep my feet on the brake when needed. 9 hours ago- Well, the F150 and I made it in...it wasn't pretty driving but we got there. I am too old to be driving a stick and putting on my makeup! 2 hours ago- So, Big Red ran out of gas about 50 yards from the gas station even though it claimed to still have some gas (liar!). I swore, I prayed, I cried and then after meditating for a few minutes-we left the truck in the intersection and walked in the rain to the auto part store and begged for help. I left the girls at the auto place and some twenty year old kid and I walked back to the truck where it  started on the first turn. I then pretended that my tube of lipstick was a gun and forced him to drive Big Red to the gas station and wait w...

Can you see what this is? I know the pictures are bad.... I'll tell you what this is.... Its the reason I haven't been blogging!    I'm on a deadline!  My first ever commission! and it looks like I will never meet that deadline.  That's what being sick for a month and a half will do for you- put you way behind.  So I will have to contact the client and let him know I won't be done on time but before I do that I should probably put some clothes on this lady!  Its a piece based on his mother so he would most likely prefer she wasn't naked.   Truthfully, I've had a hard time with the design concept and that held me up from getting started.  I had a plan that involved deer but then I learned from the client that she was constantly battling those furry creatures as they would eat her beloved flowers.  Back to the drawing board I went!  And this is where I stand at 10:00 this evening- not near done but with a good start.  Oh, wel...

Move to California and learn to be a special effects make-up artist!  Me and the fam are totally hooked on Face OFF!  Not surprising considering the correlation between the sculpting techniques they use and my artistic direction! Trade Spouses!  No, not really- yuck. Hows 'bout, instead I.... Help jailbirds rescue pit bulls!  Can I do it from a -far away- separate room, though?  I don't really want to interact with criminals.  People who haven't been incarcerated are difficult enough let alone those clingy, needy, citizens silly enough to get caught.  By the way- I'm the girl with the cool hair!  By the way, that show is called Pit Bulls and Parolees.  I think those ladies are pretty safe from both the pit bulls and the parolees! Open up a pawn shop, put on 50 pounds and start wearing cut off t-shirts and hoodies.  Hey!  Looks like there's good money in it! Hunt Ghosts and other spooky creatures!  Except for that darn-...