Sunday, September 11, 2011
"Wait......" Dang it, I knew this was coming. My Brookie is a smart cookie. "Do you mean the part where people sit down?"
Now, wait- before you get all worried- of course I won't have them handling actual toilet bowl cleaner because everyone knows that the minute you hand a minor a bottle of lye that they will trip over their own feet and spill it in their eyes- C'mon, I've seen every scary movie there is and even put together a few screenplays in my imagination! Scrubbing bubbles are relatively harmless and fun.
"Honey....I know just how you feel. When the people at the hospital were sending me home with a new baby (you) they said I had to clean you. Of course I was excited and said I would....and then I said...Wait! Do you mean the parts where the.........come out?"
"And they said 'yes' even those parts. So I did.... but I do know how you feel honey. Now, get to it!" Which she did and then three hours later I re-did it because really, in terms of clean.....I think she found a way to clean the toilet from two rooms away, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Seven Days......S-E-V-E-N and I'm tired!!!!