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Descriptions of Chris

Ever had an employee review?  Remember the comment section of your report card?  Did you ever hear phrases like these?  If so...I like you.

Not quite square- peg in a round world.

Flunked out of "ordinary".

Doesn't think outside of the box because...she lost the box and is still looking for it.

Reliably tardy and somewhat foolhardy.

Is at war with reality.

Doesn't quite fit the mold.

Easily lost in minutia.

Still contemplating a style of frame to fit "the big picture."

Carries the world on her shoulders and is armed only with a good support bra.

Have a good week everyone!

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  1. MelanieNovember 20, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Me likey.

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  2. kae peaNovember 26, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    Hahahahaha I hope you live close because one day i have to meet you! You are FUNNY ! Love your blog and your art!

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  3. UnknownNovember 26, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Ditto, I wish you lived close...we would so get on...if we managed to remember what day we were meeting up for a coffee... Stupid employ tests anyway...they were made up by people who don't have an imagination or any humour... gives them something to do.. :)

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