Friday, July 30, 2010

from an e-mail

Forwarded to me fron my Aunt-


Calmness in Our Lives
>
>I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and
>we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
>
>By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show,
>you too can find inner peace.
>
>Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to
>finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
>
>So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started
>and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this
>morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel,
>a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my
>old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some
>Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
>
>You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
>
>Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in
>need of inner peace

3 comments:

  1. LMAO.... I need that kind of calm in my life :-)

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  2. I love this.....that is the best take on advise ever.

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